There are men in this world who make us laugh until our bellies hurt with their ridiculous yet honest truth telling, then they make us desperate to share the videos they make accompanied by a *high-five* emoji. Some of those men are Key and Peele, whose show we already miss dearly. (Warning: NSFW sound bites so put your headphones in right now. Trust us, this shouldn’t wait).
Gratuitous use of the word bitch aside (we’re going to look to Murray in Clueless to justify that), this sketch gets to the heart where men often go a little wrong when going down on a lady. A few of our favorite tips:
Ya’ll need to go chill on the cliterous. Go around that business. It’s like a button made of a million penis tops.
Make the alphabet with your tongue, and when she grabs your hair like she’s going to pull your damn head off, STICK WITH THAT LETTER.
Plan your breathing like you’re swimming. (Such a good reminder for men and women going down on someone.)
Of course, we think the most important point Key and Peele make in this two minute instructional video is this:
Ask her what she wants, then DO WHAT SHE SAYS.
This advice holds true for the majority of sexual encounters. Giving your partner the opportunity to speak up should be the golden rule for getting into bed with someone.
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As an added bonus, we can’t help but share another goodie from Key and Peele. Though we celebrate the beauty and power that comes from monthly periods, it’s a good reminder to all to “be sensitive to that shit” and chocolate, never underestimate the power of chocolate…